I am amazed at how occupational physicians translate what I tell them.  They seem to add like this: 1 + 1 = 10!!!

Soula: I have a 1 kilo weight limit at the best of times
Occupational Physician suggestion for work: Delivering pamphlets.

So my pamphlets will magically float with me and I will reach, gently so I don’t disrupt my chronic back issue, and pull one from the air placing it in the designated mailbox which will conveniently, always be at the appropriate height for me. Voila!

Workcover, did you really pay for this advice?